by Ampson Hagan
Brown University MPH
Peace Corp Volunteer
Health Sector
Cameroon 2013-2015
What the fuck is happening to me? I’ve been averaging
roughly one shower (or bucket bath) per week. I don’t brush my teeth for days
at a time and I wear the same clothes with barely a thought on personal
appearance or even a general sense of fashion. In fact, I haven’t washed my
clothes since I moved to this
small village in the North region of Cameroon.
That was almost 4 months ago.
Sure, there was that month in which I was flown to Morocco
for medical care because I contracted amoebas that caused ulcerative colitis,
and this excused me from having to consider my appearance and hygiene due to
being hospitalized. It was nice to be absolved of responsibility of cleaning,
and I didn’t have to wash clothes for that entire month (although I admit that
it would’ve been nice to return to the ritualized act of throwing clothes in a
machine and coming back 1 hour later to clean threads). I even got to take
showers (with hot water!) in Morocco, so maybe my hygiene problem isn’t all
that bad.
Well, no, it is that bad. The reason I was sent to Morocco,
the reason I contracted that vicious infection was not a good one. Amoebic
dysentery is an infection that occurs as a result of poor hygiene, and the
amoebae are present in contaminated food and water. That contaminated food and
water are tainted with animal feces that carry the amoebae. Unclean hands move
the contaminated food and water to the mouth, proving to be the recipe for a
delicious infection. But wait, before you judge me too harshly, please consider
the fact that there is no running water in my village and it’s terribly
difficult to wash my hands here. The well water is not safe to drink (see
above) and most of the food I eat was once on the ground, surrounded be the feces
of at least 5 different types of animals including that of humans. I’m almost
always touching shit, or touching something that touched shit, or…